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direhuman:

OK, let’s do some math, here. According to the FireRed Pokedex, Dragonite is capable of circumnavigating the globe in 16 hours. Assuming an Earth-sized planet, the mean velocity would be:
24,901 miles / 16 hours = 1556.3125 MILES PER HOUR
AT SEA LEVEL, THAT’S MACH 2.
And those guys are holding him back with a frying pan.
Fuck yes, Team Rocket.

direhuman:

OK, let’s do some math, here. According to the FireRed Pokedex, Dragonite is capable of circumnavigating the globe in 16 hours. Assuming an Earth-sized planet, the mean velocity would be:

24,901 miles / 16 hours = 1556.3125 MILES PER HOUR

AT SEA LEVEL, THAT’S MACH 2.

And those guys are holding him back with a frying pan.

Fuck yes, Team Rocket.

(Source: pedigree)

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education